Archive for June, 2008

Jun 09 2008

Posted by Irina under Forum

Spalko Forums are Now Live!

Hello everyvone. Ve heard your requests and are proud to introduce the all new Agent Spalko Forums! Ve look forward to velcoming new friends and meeting only the most distinguished comrades of Agent/Colonel/Doctor Irina Spalko! I expect many stimulating conversations vithin our new forum community. Please be respectful of your peers as my rapier is alvays at the ready.

To begin you vill find a category where you can introduce yourself, one surrounding the mysterious origins of Irina, a general Cate Blanchett section and a category where you can post your own suggestions. Ve vill develop more categories based on input from our beloved citizens. Please register for the Spalko forums right now and let our almighty reign begin!

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Jun 06 2008

Posted by Irina under Agent Spalko Video

The Colonel/Agent/Doctor’s Biggest Fan?

Joel Swanson really, really, really loves him some Irina Spalko. I think we’ve all just been ferociously out-fanned. Part of me wants to applaud him, part of me wants to have him committed. Either way, Irina is impressed and vill buy you a wodka.

Through the course of his homage to our favorite Russian baddie Joel nearly drowns himself in a fishbowl, pool and bathtub, comes close to a beheading and jumps off the roof of his house - all the while his heart beating louder than his well-worn kick drum. Definitely a must-see for the unexpected community that has popped up around AgentSpalko.com. Can anybody outfan Joel’s video love testament? On a related note, stay tuned for a fan-art section in the gallery very soon and feel free to send us your own masterpieces.

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