http://agentspalko.com Agent Spalko - Russian Agent Irina Spalko from Indiana Jones 4 Played by Cate Blanchett Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:08:24 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en We have no idea who Victorious Lizard is, but he recently ranked our own Irina Spalko #18 on his list of the Top 35 Badasses. That's pretty much the halfway point, and she managed to outrank the likes of Dracula, Maximus and Chewbacca, so it's a remarkable achievement. Have a ... http://agentspalko.com/2009/02/irina-spalko-is-a-badass/ In a little under 2 weeks we'll all be able to enjoy all the glory of Irina Spalko in the comfort of our own bunkers. On October 14th the 2-disc special edition of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull will be released on both DVD and Blu-Ray. ... http://agentspalko.com/2008/10/indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-dvd-released-on-october-14th/ Ve are not exactly from whence this most vile photo of a cat purported to look like comrade Cate has come - but ve vill find you. Oh yes, ve vill find you, funny persons with the cheezburgers. Sleep vith vone eye open! I have scanned your brain and I know ... http://agentspalko.com/2008/07/cat-blanchett-irina-is-appalled/ Hello everyvone. Ve heard your requests and are proud to introduce the all new Agent Spalko Forums! Ve look forward to velcoming new friends and meeting only the most distinguished comrades of Agent/Colonel/Doctor Irina Spalko! I expect many stimulating conversations vithin our new forum community. Please be respectful of your ... http://agentspalko.com/2008/06/spalko-forums-are-now-live/ Joel Swanson really, really, really loves him some Irina Spalko. I think we've all just been ferociously out-fanned. Part of me wants to applaud him, part of me wants to have him committed. Either way, Irina is impressed and vill buy you a wodka. Through the course of his homage to ... http://agentspalko.com/2008/06/the-colonelagentdoctors-biggest-fan/ The great movie blog Cinematical has a post today entitled Seven Things That Thankfully Didn't Happen in Crystal Skull. Knowing Indy's history with women, I'm sure the thought of "exploring" Spalko must have at least crossed his mind. Judging from some of the comments on this blog, I know it's ... http://agentspalko.com/2008/05/indy-and-irina-sittin-in-a-tree/ We were lucky enough to see Kingdom of the Crystal Skull at the first matinee on Thursday, and are happy to report that Cate Blanchett was absolutely phenomenal as Agent Irina Spalko. Her accent was impeccable, the portrayal a delicious mix of sinister and sexy and overall a wonderful addition ... http://agentspalko.com/2008/05/i-vant-to-know/ As the Soviet Union’s foremost expert on psychic powers, Spalko’s understanding of the untapped potential of the human mind is matched only by her skill with a sword. Beautiful, cunning and ruthless, Spalko leads a secret force of Russian commandos on a mission to find the Crystal Skull and harness ... http://agentspalko.com/2008/05/sexy-plastic-the-irina-spalko-action-figure/ Artistic tributes from unworthy civilian fans are already pouring in for our delectable disciplinarian, Irina Spalko. We're not sure where this watercolor originated, but it's based on promotional shots that were only released in early 2008 - so it certainly isn't studio concept art. We can also say for certain ... http://agentspalko.com/2008/05/the-mona-irina/ Early reviews of Blanchett's performance as Agent Spalko lead us to believe we're in for something memorable and destined for cult status. The following is from a review written by someone lucky enough to catch an advance screening this week: Cate Blanchett’s Soviet Agent Spalko was not at all what I ... http://agentspalko.com/2008/05/spalko-the-russian-concussion/